No matter what kind of business you’re in, print mistakes happen. And when they do, the results can be hilarious. Enjoy this selection of heavenly howlers from church newsletters and noticeboards.
- Bertha Belch, a missionary from Africa, will be speaking tonight in the church hall. Come and hear Bertha Belch all the way from Africa.
- Next Thursday will be tryouts for the choir. They need all the help they can get.
- Ladies, don’t forget the rummage sale. It’s a chance to get rid of those things not worth keeping around the house. Don’t forget your husbands.
- Potluck supper, Sunday at 5.00pm. Prayer and medication to follow.
- The 8th graders will be presenting Shakespeare’s Hamlet in the church basement on Friday at 7.00pm. The congregation is invited to attend this tragedy.
- Next Sunday Mrs Vinson will be soloist for the morning service. The Reverend will then speak on ‘It’s a Terrible Experience.’
- Scouts are saving aluminium cans & bottles for recycling. Proceeds used to cripple children.
- 22 members were present to hear Mrs Crutchfield and Mrs Rankin sing a duet, The Lord Knows Why.
- Please place your donation in the envelope along with the deceased person you want to be remembered.
- This being Easter Sunday, we will ask Mrs Lewis to come forward and lay an egg on the altar.
- After today’s service, coffee and donuts will be served in the basement. Come on down and say hell to the pastor.
- All are welcome to attend. You’ll hear an excellent speaker and heave a healthy lunch.
- Helpers are needed! Please sign up on the information sheep.
- Remember in prayer the many who are sick of our church and community.
- The ladies of the church have cast off clothing of every kind. They may be seen in the basement on Friday afternoon.
- The Rector will preach his farewell message, after which the choir will sing ‘Break Forth Into Joy’.
- The Lord came down and saved my soup.
- Don’t let worry kill you off – let the church help.
- The Low Self Esteem Group will meet Thursday at 7.00pm. Please use the back door.
- Hymn 1: I Love Thee, My Ford.
- Miss Charlene Mason sang, ‘I Will Not Pass This Way Again’, giving obvious pleasure to the congregation.
- Barbara remains in hospital, but is having trouble sleeping and requests tapes of Pastor Nelson’s sermons.