Did they really mean to say that?

What is it they say about never getting a second chance to make a first impression? Enjoy this hilarious selection of CV and cover letter bloopers – proof positive of the benefits of proofreading!

  • I took a career break in 2014 to renovate my horse.
  • Skills: Strong work ethic, attention to detail, team player, self-motivated, attention to detail.
  • I am great with the pubic.
  • My duties included cleaning the restrooms and seating the customers.
  • Objective: A career on the information supper highway.
  • Achievements: Consistently tanked as top sales producer for new accounts.
  • I’m seeking a party-time position with potential for advancement.
  • Achievements: Received a plague as salesperson of the year.
  • Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.
  • I can type without looking at thekeyboard.
  • Languages: I speak English and Spinach.
  • Experience: Organised activities for children, including lunches and snakes.
  • I am anxious to use my exiting skills.
  • I was responsible for directing $25 million anal shipping operations.
  • Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
  • Skills: I am a rabid typist.
  • I would like to assure you that I am a hardly working person.
  • Dear Sir or Madman…
  • Please find attached my resume which highlights all my kills.
  • In my last role I was responsible for dissatisfied customers.
  • I have an inept problem solving ability.
  • Job duties: Filing, billing, printing, and coping.
  • I was wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.
  • My interests include cooking dogs, reading, and shopping.
  • I have many years’ experience in sock control.
  • I worked in a consulting office where I carried out my own accountant.
  • Responsibilities: Setting up and making ready for the next shit.
  • I have attacked my resume for your review.
  • Hobbies: I enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians.
  • I am an experienced supervisor, defective with both rookies and seasoned professionals.

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