What is it they say about never getting a second chance to make a first impression? Enjoy this hilarious selection of CV and cover letter bloopers – proof positive of the benefits of proofreading!
- I took a career break in 2014 to renovate my horse.
- Skills: Strong work ethic, attention to detail, team player, self-motivated, attention to detail.
- I am great with the pubic.
- My duties included cleaning the restrooms and seating the customers.
- Objective: A career on the information supper highway.
- Achievements: Consistently tanked as top sales producer for new accounts.
- I’m seeking a party-time position with potential for advancement.
- Achievements: Received a plague as salesperson of the year.
- Instrumental in ruining entire operation for a Midwest chain store.
- I can type without looking at thekeyboard.
- Languages: I speak English and Spinach.
- Experience: Organised activities for children, including lunches and snakes.
- I am anxious to use my exiting skills.
- I was responsible for directing $25 million anal shipping operations.
- Here are my qualifications for you to overlook.
- Skills: I am a rabid typist.
- I would like to assure you that I am a hardly working person.
- Dear Sir or Madman…
- Please find attached my resume which highlights all my kills.
- In my last role I was responsible for dissatisfied customers.
- I have an inept problem solving ability.
- Job duties: Filing, billing, printing, and coping.
- I was wholly responsible for two (2) failed financial institutions.
- My interests include cooking dogs, reading, and shopping.
- I have many years’ experience in sock control.
- I worked in a consulting office where I carried out my own accountant.
- Responsibilities: Setting up and making ready for the next shit.
- I have attacked my resume for your review.
- Hobbies: I enjoy cooking Chinese and Italians.
- I am an experienced supervisor, defective with both rookies and seasoned professionals.
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